WSJ and the Black Thanksgiving

My heart rejoyces at seeing how Wall Street Journal's nonsensical "Stay home, America" call, has properly been translated and executed in a classic American frenzy for shopping.
Ask your kids what Thanksgiving is, and they'll answer:

The day we eat turkey before getting in line.

This is no "shopping on Thanksgiving", but a welcome merge between holy and shopping. Go and celebrate the harvest like an American does, God bless you