3.20.2012

Consumerist commandments: consume diem

Commandments:

  • I will celebrate the Market everyday.
  • I will profit and be profitable. Profit validates the Market, like being profitable validates me
  • I am allowed to consume anything, as much as I wish. Through the Market I know Lord's greatness, so I buy it.
  • I am free to consume what others didn't. There's only "here and now": consume diem.


Practical guidelines:

  • Every Mart is my home and it saves me from boredom.
  • Landfills and incinerators save me from being a sinner, as throwing is necessary.
  • I'll celebrate every Black Friday for the Lord.
This post is in fieri. 

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